Doesnt time fly!!

I know its been ages since i have written something on here, i know you are all anxious to hear what i have been getting up to, i can tell by all the emails i am getting and text messages from all you guys missing me (thanks Mum i love you!) well it took me a long time to get over my electric shock (that's my excuse and i am sticking to it...) thank you for all the get well cards and the worried messages to see if i was OK after the incident.

so what has been happening in my life Hmmm. well my birthday came and went without a hitch i got some really nice gifts including jeans and tea towels for my new little cottage. For Easter i got the biggest chocolate rabbit i have ever seen it was so bit i had to take some pictures, i will post them shortly, it was so big i had to remove shelves in my fridge to fit it in!!

i took up Salsa class (o yes me dancing!) with my good friends Meg and Kerry, i think i lasted about 2 lessons before i realised i have no coordination and cannot dance to save anyone's life let alone my own. following that i took up martial arts classes, if i cant dance maybe i can kick the cr*p out of everyone who has ever seen me so that no one will know, again that lasted a few weeks before i got tired and realised that a washboard stomach and a high fitness level is SO over rated!

i have mainly been working, the group i have at the moment is very time consuming i seem to be spending more time at there house answering all sorts of questions than i am at my own house, i am sure if things carry on i am going to forget where i live.

I think i am going to pitch a tent in there garden, i could put on a fake beard and call myself the oracle and they will seek me out and i will be wise and they will worship me and life will be good. just an idea let me know what you think.

last weekend i had such a great weekend i went to a place called Shelly point with Cathy and Glen for those who don't know who they are they are the people i lived with all of last year (my SA parents) and i sat in the jacuzzi and Glen treated me and Cathy to a hot rock massage and an hour in the spa chilling out in the jacuzzi and pool and in the sauna and steam room, i was like a kid at Christmas i wanted to do all of the things at once i didn't know what to do with myself i would run between them all 5 Min's in the sauna then i would be thinking about the massage showers so i would run to them then into the pool then the jacuzzi before i knew it we were out of time it was great. i was so relaxed afterwards it was amazing,

That's about all i can be bothered to write at the moment, i am sat in my mobile office. being Mugg and Bean coffee shop. life is so hard at time having coffee served to you all day.

well all my love to you all i miss you loads

Kat the Oracle xx